8 definitions by JRadimus
When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".
Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."
Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."
Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."
by JRadimus March 24, 2011
n. portmanteau of podcast and dedication. Reminiscent of the days of terrestrial radio shows that allowed people call or write in to dedicate a song to a friend or significant other - in the digital age of on-demand media, a podication is asking a podcast to dedicate the episode to someone or something one wishes to honor.
Host: Here's an email from one of our loyal listeners. They write 'Dear Geoff and Annabel, can I get a podication for my best friend Adrian. It has been months since we have gone out for drinks, and I just want them to know I am thinking of them'.
by JRadimus December 9, 2020
n. a portmanteau of podcast and dedication. In the heyday of terrestrial radio, hosts would take calls or letters from listeners asking the host to dedicate a song to someone they cared about. A podication is submitting a request to a podcast asking for an episode of the show to be dedicated to someone or something significant in your life.
Host: Here's an email from one of our loyal listeners. They write 'Dear Geoff and Annabel, can I get a podication for my best friend Adrian. It has been months since we have gone out for drinks, and I just want them to know I am thinking of them'.
by JRadimus December 9, 2020
The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.
by JRadimus November 16, 2016
Proclensity - (Noun) a portmanteau of ‘proclivity’ and ‘propensity’; having a knack for and a tendency toward something, usually unsavory. As coined on My Favorite Murder.
by JRadimus May 21, 2021
1) Verb, when you've been working in one position long enough that a spider has started building a web around you.
2) Walking into a spider web that was spun across a path.
2) Walking into a spider web that was spun across a path.
by JRadimus October 3, 2020
1) When you've been working in one position long enough that a spider has started building a web around you.
2) Walking into a spider web that was spun across a path.
Verb
2) Walking into a spider web that was spun across a path.
Verb
by JRadimus October 3, 2020