n. a portmanteau of podcast and dedication. In the heyday of terrestrial radio, hosts would take calls or letters from listeners asking the host to dedicate a song to someone they cared about. A podication is submitting a request to a podcast asking for an episode of the show to be dedicated to someone or something significant in your life.
Host: Here's an email from one of our loyal listeners. They write 'Dear Geoff and Annabel, can I get a podication for my best friend Adrian. It has been months since we have gone out for drinks, and I just want them to know I am thinking of them'.
by JRadimus December 09, 2020

The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.
by JRadimus November 16, 2016

Proclensity - (Noun) a portmanteau of ‘proclivity’ and ‘propensity’; having a knack for and a tendency toward something, usually unsavory. As coined on My Favorite Murder.
The sleaze bag had a proclensity for voyeurism.
by JRadimus May 20, 2021

1) Verb, when you've been working in one position long enough that a spider has started building a web around you.
2) Walking into a spider web that was spun across a path.
2) Walking into a spider web that was spun across a path.
by JRadimus October 03, 2020

1) When you've been working in one position long enough that a spider has started building a web around you.
2) Walking into a spider web that was spun across a path.
Verb
2) Walking into a spider web that was spun across a path.
Verb
by JRadimus October 03, 2020

When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".
Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."
Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."
Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."
by JRadimus April 10, 2011

The future tense of Has-been; a celebrity who is destined to become someone who "used to be famous".
Demi Lovato is the latest "will-have-been" to come out of the Disney machine, like the Zack and Cody twins and Miley Cyrus.
by JRadimus December 26, 2008
