The Conch Master is the 2nd oldest living being next to the Magic Conch and carries out important duties from the Conch Spirit itself. The Conch Master is currently living among the humans on Earth as one of them, until the next universal mission occurs.
"The Conch Master is the one who created the big explosion that created our solar system! I shall sacrifice this baguette in honor of her."
by cmaster103 March 22, 2019
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TM: "I just had a threesome in my dorm lastnight. The third girl that was there chickened out, but later on we showered together and I conquered it."
CP: "Wait... you're not a virgin?"
TM: "I just had a threesome in my dorm lastnight. The third girl that was there chickened out, but later on we showered together and I conquered it."
CP: "Wait... you're not a virgin?"
by Kleezy March 13, 2010
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N. A small boy, usually with mousy-complection. Obtuse ears, usually with minor earwax.
N. A small mouse like boy with scater wanna-be clothes. Usually has a name like Brian, and can attract odd stalkers.
N. A small mouse like boy with scater wanna-be clothes. Usually has a name like Brian, and can attract odd stalkers.
Girl 1: Who is that boy in our english class?
Girl 2: Oh that Couchmaster.
Girl 1: Ew I hate couch masters!!!
Girl 2: Couchies are sexy!!
Girl 2: Oh that Couchmaster.
Girl 1: Ew I hate couch masters!!!
Girl 2: Couchies are sexy!!
by Kathrine JH May 11, 2008
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