Conch Master 

The Conch Master is the 2nd oldest living being next to the Magic Conch and carries out important duties from the Conch Spirit itself. The Conch Master is currently living among the humans on Earth as one of them, until the next universal mission occurs.

"The Conch Master is the one who created the big explosion that created our solar system! I shall sacrifice this baguette in honor of her."

Conch Master by cmaster103 March 22, 2019

Coochmastery 

A noun used to describe/lead into a story about some absolutely epic sex that one has had.

JK: "Oh boy... wait till you hear TM's latest tale of coochmastery."

TM: "I just had a threesome in my dorm lastnight. The third girl that was there chickened out, but later on we showered together and I conquered it."

CP: "Wait... you're not a virgin?"

Coochmastery by Kleezy March 13, 2010

Couchmaster 

N. A small boy, usually with mousy-complection. Obtuse ears, usually with minor earwax.
N. A small mouse like boy with scater wanna-be clothes. Usually has a name like Brian, and can attract odd stalkers.

Girl 1: Who is that boy in our english class?
Girl 2: Oh that Couchmaster.
Girl 1: Ew I hate couch masters!!!
Girl 2: Couchies are sexy!!

Couchmaster by Kathrine JH May 11, 2008