Comshaft

A derogatory name for Comcast, used in context with an experience of bad customer service or service in general.

Ugh... gotta call Comshaft today to get someone to come out and fix our cable box.

Comshaft by JLAX613 July 24, 2009

SR16VE N1 Camshafts 

These camshafts originally came from the Japanese spec SR16VE N1 engine, manufactured by Nissan Motor Company. These engines were built from 1997-1998 as a specially built variant of the SR16VE engine, tuned by Autech Japan and Nissan. The N1 spec engine was produced in a very limited run of approximately 1000 engines and was originally produced for the Nissan Pulsar VZR N1 automobile.

Owners of Nissan SR20VE and SR16VE powered vehicles consider the N1 camshafts a serious upgrade in performance over the regular 1.6L and 2.0L cams. The smooth ramp profile on the lobes of these cams allow the VE motor to be 'revved out' to 8500 RPM on stock springs and much higher when aftermarket valve springs/retainers are added to the mix.

Some Nissan parts distributors still sell these cams BNIB despite the fact that this N1 spec engine is no longer being produced. It is one of the cheapest power upgrades you can do to your stock SR20VE engine. Often times, you can see a gain of atleast 15 horsepower with this modification alone.

SR16VE N1 Camshafts FTMFW!!!

1) Hey man, I just dropped some N1's into my SR20VE engine. I can't wait to rev this thing to the moon!!!

2) Question: I need some more power from my Nissan NEOVVL engine, what can I do?

Answer: Drop some SR16VE N1 Camshafts in to the engine and you will feel the power my friend!

SR16VE N1 Camshafts by B15NEOVVL January 8, 2012

Cumshaft 

A shaft that you can fall into that it made out of cum and you can mine it. It is very dangerous but it does give houses to the homeless

I got caught in a cumshaft and I had to mine my way out fucking every homeless person I could see they died none of they survived after I was through with them. I have rested their souls as a life source and go out when I got out I had infinite but power and killed and raper every women I saw

Cumshaft by Senor cockandballpenis November 3, 2019

camshafter 

(Noun) In the Automotive industry, a homosexual mechanic or one who is predisposed to flamboyant car modifications.

"Look at the hectic neons on that Nissan! I'll bet you the owner is a camshafter"

"Those camshafters in the HKS factory give a whole new meaning to the term 'blown engine'".

camshafter by Ynngwie J Malmsteen August 10, 2009

camshafting 

Penetrating someone as if your dick was a shaft attached to a elliptical cam.

I was camshafting his bussy and we both exploded.

camshafting by Mega Penisaurus Rex March 23, 2021

camshaft 

i long sharp ribbed dildo that many sluts who turn wrenches find appealing

also another name for your penis

i'd like to install my camshaft in her journals.

camshaft by mr.opportunity August 10, 2008

Camshafted 

The state of being in a Rabbit Hole (www.dictionary.com/e/slang/rabbit-hole/) due to someone else. Can be by their direct intent, their stupidity, accidental, etc...

I was camshafted by Cameron's laptop replacement project.

Camshafted by Richard.Vier May 3, 2021