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Completionist 

Someone who, when playing a video game, has to collect all of a certain item, or complete something in the game 100%.
Only a completionist would collect all of the flags in Assassin's Creed.
Completionist by Cobbbler May 1, 2010

Completionist 

An individual who frequently strives to have a complete set of something, regardless of whether or not the individual pieces have any importance or value.
Boy: I've almost caught every single Pokémon!
Girl: Aren't there like 700 something now? You can't possibly raise them all.
Boy: Yeah, but I HAVE to catch them all!
Girl: Ugh, you're such a Completionist!
Completionist by AkuKnives October 13, 2014

clown computing 

When you try to cram as many services (or vms) onto a single machine as possible.
We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.

Cloud Computing 

Utilizing the resonance of water molecules in clouds when disturbed by wireless signals to transmit data around the globe from cloud to cloud.
I use cloud computing so I don't have to worry about viruses, I only have to worry about birds flying through my cloud.
Cloud Computing by xelanil March 21, 2011

Shitaneous Combustion 

After eating lunch at the taco truck down the street, I had shitaneous combustion when I got back to work.
Shitaneous Combustion by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012

Edge computing 

The act of edging while watching porn on a computing device. A term popularised by Steve Jobs with the release of the first generation iPhone.
If you're Edge computing up there you better wipe off the keyboard when you finish.
Edge computing by Uncle Phil October 19, 2018