Computer Nerd

Somebody who knows more than the speaker about computers, who by implication has no social skills although this bares no relation to the likelihood of the term being used. Not to be confused with players of online role playing games, who are more accurately known as twats, most computer nerds are male and work in a different company department from the speaker.

"I would ask the computer nerds downstairs but they say really complicated things that make me feel stupid," said the stupid person

Computer Nerd by Frog Jacuzzi July 14, 2009

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computer nerd

someone, around 18-50, who knows what this means:

std::cout << "only l33t hax0r computer nerds will get this";

computer nerd by some hackerman January 26, 2019

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computer nerd

The people who live on programs such as XBConnect, that have nothing in real life, so they turn to video games. Usually call themselves 1337, and use words like n00b, noob, and pwn. And is often heard saying the phrase, all your base are belong to us. They range from ages 12-50, and in any which case, still lives w/ his mother, and is using his mother's credit card to pay for his Xbox Live subscription, and the internet service he uses. They talk with lisps, so watch out, you may need a raincoat and/or an umbrella when conversating with a computer nerd. These people can be found in a number of places, like Halo(PC), CS (PC), and on other games such as Alien vs. Predator.

You know those famous Halo "clans" that are unstoppable in the tournaments? Yeah, well in the real world, they are peices of shits that got beat up all through highschool.

computer nerd by Infinyte September 9, 2004