Computer guy

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The go to guy for all of your computer repair needs. You all know him in a way. Sitting in your class with a laptop running some weird OS you don't recognize, always speaking more in technical terminology and numbers than plain English. Often quiet and somewhat introverted, the computer guy is always willing to lend a helping hand to someone in dire technological straits. Often more friendly and less odorous than other varieties of his kind such as the computer nerd or Linux fanatic.

Distraught student: Ah man, I think my computer ate my report!
Friend: No sweat, go talk to computer guy. I think he lives on second floor of the next hall.

Computer guy by M.C. HARDDrive December 9, 2008

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Computer Guy Mike

The computer guy at your company who is constantly horny, and generally clueless.

Girl, that Computer Guy Mike drunk texted me last night. What a fool!

Computer Guy Mike by smooth888 February 7, 2015

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real computer guy

a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.

the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"

real computer guy by soccern00b May 3, 2010

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computerguy19

A kid on the internet, usually found in the revival community. Met coke in a Skype call long ago and is very well known to have dyed his hair green. He can be a bit of a jerk, but if you get to understand him better, he's not so bad.

"coke your gonna paint the earth white" -computerguy19

computerguy19 by xxxman360 November 1, 2018

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computerguru54

guru of nothingness yet in exsistance to be a guru of something.

what is a guru let alone a computerguru54?

computerguru54 by cg54 August 14, 2003

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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