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Complexinity by K. Aldine December 15, 2023
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The Lord Complexity
LISTEN UP YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!! THIS IS THE LORD COMPLEXITY, REMEMBER US! AND IF YOU DON'T, WE'RE GONNA BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!
The Lord Complexity by Cristo Piss November 1, 2017
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Irreducible Complexity
A myth perpetrated by Creationists and IDiots alike (although they are the same people really). It states that certain bodily systems are "too complex" to have evolved over millions of years despite evidence to the contrary
Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved
Scientist: we have found evidence to the contrary and have run simulations on primitive photosensitive cells which disprove irreducible complexity.
Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved
Scientist: did you understand what i just told you?
Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved
Scientist: I take it you either didn't understand that or you are just close minded towards evolution
Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved
Scientist: ok I'm not dealing with you anymore
Creationist IDiot: We won! he cannot prove Evilution, WE WON!!!
Scientist: we have found evidence to the contrary and have run simulations on primitive photosensitive cells which disprove irreducible complexity.
Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved
Scientist: did you understand what i just told you?
Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved
Scientist: I take it you either didn't understand that or you are just close minded towards evolution
Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved
Scientist: ok I'm not dealing with you anymore
Creationist IDiot: We won! he cannot prove Evilution, WE WON!!!
Irreducible Complexity by person with at least half a br April 21, 2010
Complexity Clan
Complexity Clan is The Best Counter-Strike Team in North America. Recently Replacing Team 3D for the Title and is one of the most dominating clans on Counter-strike.
Complexity Clan by ot^Matallica May 18, 2007
Irreducible Complexity
This theory is a favorite of theists. It says that life is simply too complex to have developed via natural selection or random mutation. However...
- on July 11, 2002, scientists artificially re-created polio. Using only the DNA of the polio virus and a series of synthetic chemicals, they recreated the natural desire to reproduce, the ability to evolve, and all other mechanisms that make a virus, LIFE, work.
- the bacterial flagellum argument has also been disproven. Back in 1996, scientists found that the 10-part "Type 3 secretion mechanism" that pathogenic germs have is very similar in function to the bacterial flagellum, but does so with only 10 parts. Therefore, each supposedly "irreducible" mechanism is perfectly functional if you take away the RIGHT parts. It is still reducible.
- the Eye argument has also been disproven. All you need are some simple photo-receptive cells that just detect light. As the species ages, this mechanism becomes more and more useful as these traits develop into actual senses. Keep in mind that these mechanisms had countless opportunities to develop across countless species during the Cambrian Explosion 500 million years ago, and have been getting more and more complex over that amount of time.
Sorry for using science and fact, but keep in mind that if you make a claim, there's always someone willing to check your facts.
- on July 11, 2002, scientists artificially re-created polio. Using only the DNA of the polio virus and a series of synthetic chemicals, they recreated the natural desire to reproduce, the ability to evolve, and all other mechanisms that make a virus, LIFE, work.
- the bacterial flagellum argument has also been disproven. Back in 1996, scientists found that the 10-part "Type 3 secretion mechanism" that pathogenic germs have is very similar in function to the bacterial flagellum, but does so with only 10 parts. Therefore, each supposedly "irreducible" mechanism is perfectly functional if you take away the RIGHT parts. It is still reducible.
- the Eye argument has also been disproven. All you need are some simple photo-receptive cells that just detect light. As the species ages, this mechanism becomes more and more useful as these traits develop into actual senses. Keep in mind that these mechanisms had countless opportunities to develop across countless species during the Cambrian Explosion 500 million years ago, and have been getting more and more complex over that amount of time.
Sorry for using science and fact, but keep in mind that if you make a claim, there's always someone willing to check your facts.
Irreducible Complexity by kjun1_3 February 25, 2011
Complexity Clan
The Best Counter-Strike Team in North America. Recently Replacing Team 3D for the Title and is one of the most dominating clans on Counter-strike.
Complexity Clan by ot^Matallica May 18, 2007
Irreducible Complexity
As has been stated, it is a favorite argument used amongst creationists to claim that some organic systems are too complex to have evolved as such.
In other words, it is the argument of "I don't understand how it works, therefore it's wrong."
Ironically, it can be used as an argument against God, too.
In other words, it is the argument of "I don't understand how it works, therefore it's wrong."
Ironically, it can be used as an argument against God, too.
Creationist: "You can't explain how an eye evolved, it's too complex to have sprung up on its own. It's irreducible complexity."
Scientist: "Of course it can, you're just incapable of understanding the concept that it takes millions of years for features to evolve in to the things we see today."
Creationist: "Nuh-uhhhh."
Scientist: "Fine, please tell me exactly how your 'God' made the eye."
Creationist: "He made it in his own image."
Scientist: "How exactly did he do it, lay out the steps for me on the precise methods used."
Creationist: "I don't know...."
Scientist: "Thus, by your own logic, you've just disproved God. Fantastic job, let me buy you a beer."
Scientist: "Of course it can, you're just incapable of understanding the concept that it takes millions of years for features to evolve in to the things we see today."
Creationist: "Nuh-uhhhh."
Scientist: "Fine, please tell me exactly how your 'God' made the eye."
Creationist: "He made it in his own image."
Scientist: "How exactly did he do it, lay out the steps for me on the precise methods used."
Creationist: "I don't know...."
Scientist: "Thus, by your own logic, you've just disproved God. Fantastic job, let me buy you a beer."
Irreducible Complexity by dumaitisagain October 3, 2011
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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