Complaineer 

A complaint engineer. Someone who will ALWAYS find things to complain about.

No matter how good or bad things are, they will always complain about something and feel like the world needs to know. Will get irritating to listen to very quickly.

"He literally just won $10.000 at the casino, and still think the world owes him everything, complaining about any and everything. He will literally never stop complaining, even when things are not that bad. He is a complaineer."

Complaineer by Rthegod June 7, 2021

Complainabragg 

When someone complains about something, but they are really doing it to brag.

My friend constantly complainabraggs about all the guys that ask her out.

Complainabragg by Libraryguy September 26, 2012

complainabrag 

A complaint where the speaker is simultaneously bragging about themselves.

Ugh, I don't know what I'm going to do this friday because I've been invited to two different exclusive clubs! Oops, that was a complainabrag.

complainabrag by edna mode May 20, 2014

Serial Complainer 

One who complains about everything. Never Happy. Can not be pleased. No matter what you do or anybody else does, they complain. The can not see the positive in anything. If there is a negative they will surely find it!

John complains about everything. He is what's known as a serial complainer. He's had several jobs and he finds something to complain about with every one of them and wants to quit. He complains about nearly every situation in life that he encounters. At first he's happy with the situation then when things go slightly wrong he starts complaining. All he knows how to do is complain about every situation.

Serial Complainer by ghost-riter April 28, 2017

complainer 

A type of person whose only way of speaking is through non stop complaining. We all know someone like this, and we all hate someone like this. Beware a complainer, because once they find a vent they won't let that person go until they are a complainer themselves. Ironically the first symptom of becoming a complainer is complaining about a complainer who complained to you about something so miniscule it could not even be called a complaint unless of course it comes out of a complainer's mouth. As you can see I really hate complainers, and actually by defining this I myself am becoming a complainer...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

Me:Hey man whats up? Did you have a good breakfast?
Complainer:Good breakfast? Let me tell you about my good breakfast. First I slipped on a sock getting out of bed which caused me to slightly graze my shoulder, and then of course I almost, ALMOST, tripped down the stairs, thank god my brothers fucking dirty laundry which I asked him to take care of yesterday was there on the stairs to start the whole tripping fiasco, thats how my brekfast was!!!
Me:...Goddammit
Complainer: I had Pop-Tarts by the way.

complainer by Blake Donahue July 21, 2008

Facebook Complainer 

Someone who uses facebook for the sole purpose of complaining about his or her life even though their problems are minimal compared to that of society.

Jake: My life sucks and nobody likes me. All I do is play video games and get on facebook.

Rodney: Dude, people have it a lot worse than you do. At least you have internet access and gaming systems. All you are is a facebook complainer. Shut the fuck up and quit feeling sorry for yourself cause no one else does.

Facebook Complainer by preparation_H August 13, 2011

Chronic Complainer 

A person who wasn't raised to know that nobody likes a whiner, and gave him/her pretty much anything they wanted to shut their whining hole. They are immature, self-entitled, melodramatic, high-maintenance, and call constant undeserved attention to self, because when they were growing up, their parents enabled their shitty behavior rather than putting their foot down.

Parents, when you tell your spoiled, whiny kids that, "No means no." and to either shut the fuck up or go to their room, you're not being mean. You're giving your children the gift of knowing how to behave appropriately, so everyone won't drop them as a friend, dump them as a partner, ignore them as a coworker, not take them seriously as an employee, and so on when they are adults.

Person 1: I dumped my girlfriend last week.
Person 2: You ok?
Person 1: I feel better than I have in years. There's finally joy, meaning, pleasure, peace, hope, happiness, and goodness in life again.
Person 2: You were dating a chronic complainer, weren't you?
Person 1: Yup, and she's not my fucking problem anymore. Thank god.

Chronic Complainer by Hazelwudi July 8, 2020