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Complainatory 

One who will complain about anything no matter what the circumstance, good or bad, but carries out the task anyways.
Tom: Hey Richard, will you watch this briefcase full of gold for me while I go pee?

Richard: Man I don't wanna watch your shit. That seems like a lot of work you know I mean i gotta stand here and do literally nothing except make sure that no one walks away with it.

Tom: Stop being so complainatory and do it.

Richard: Okay.
Complainatory by tracytw October 21, 2010
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complainary 

An internet place to Opine, Gripe, Grouch, Grumble, Editorialize, Rave, Rant,Express Anger, Grump, Moan, Flame, Sound-off, Tell-off, Vent or complain about anything!
My recent weight gain bothers me so I visited a complainary several times to complain to the world and get some feed back.
complainary by Complainarian January 13, 2009

complanitory 

- adj. used to describe someone who complains a greate deal and usually gets them to stop since they usually have never heard the work
Women are usually more complanitory than men.
complanitory by Adam S January 3, 2004

Complainstorming 

When creative professionals gather under the auspice of generating ideas, but really intend to bitch and moan about their jobs/workplaces/projects/colleagues.
"We had a lunch meeting. It started out as a great ideation session but devolved into complainstorming."
Complainstorming by ebethleo December 15, 2011

complainstorming 

Like brainstorming, except you list complaints about something, and then list the opposite of each complaint. Makes use of people's natural tendency to complain in a constructive way, in that you end up with a more complete picture of what you do want.
We tried brainstorming a solution to scheduling during holidays but only came up with the same old same old. So we switched to complainstorming, and came up with a dozen really good solutions.
complainstorming by already there November 20, 2015