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commit die

a phrase to tell to someone ordering them to die, commonly used by the Despacito spider. Varies in forms: commit toaster bath, cease vital functions, yeetus yeetus commit self deleetus.
commit die by Veridicule December 26, 2018

Commit die

Commiting die is another term for suicide. Invented by none other than the model star Wilton.
Wilton: Damn I suck at this game if I lose, I'm gonna commit die.
Commit die by gamerjhonny February 2, 2022

commit die

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commit die is a meme idiot
commit die by gsbl November 15, 2019

go commit die 

the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy someone and they will have no way of coming back
person 1: no one likes you ugly ass ni🅱️🅱️a
person 2: go commit die

person 1: shit
go commit die by Xx_ass_eater_69 August 12, 2018

go commit die 

When grammar dies but u still want to say go kys.
roblox player 1: ur an idit
roblox player 2: ur the f word
roblox player 1: stop being having autism
roblox player 1: go commit die
go commit die by iiJason124 August 27, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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