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Commit Die

when Ur roblox girlfriend breaks up with you and you type in chat, Commit Die
You: i dont like you

xX.egirl.Xx: ok bye
You: Commit Die!!
You hear sobbing in your uncles room
Commit Die by Danovan September 8, 2020
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commit die

a phrase to tell to someone ordering them to die, commonly used by the Despacito spider. Varies in forms: commit toaster bath, cease vital functions, yeetus yeetus commit self deleetus.
commit die by Veridicule December 26, 2018

Commit die

Commiting die is another term for suicide. Invented by none other than the model star Wilton.
Wilton: Damn I suck at this game if I lose, I'm gonna commit die.
Commit die by gamerjhonny February 2, 2022

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commit die by gsbl November 15, 2019

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commit die by MRMIDNIGHT0408 February 28, 2022

go commit die 

the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy someone and they will have no way of coming back
person 1: no one likes you ugly ass ni🅱️🅱️a
person 2: go commit die

person 1: shit
go commit die by Xx_ass_eater_69 August 12, 2018

go commit die 

When grammar dies but u still want to say go kys.
roblox player 1: ur an idit
roblox player 2: ur the f word
roblox player 1: stop being having autism
roblox player 1: go commit die
go commit die by iiJason124 August 27, 2018
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