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Command Q 

(v) To end; To quit; having the power to stop something without necessary explanation; entails a sense of power and ownership of a conversation; usually said by the "one who wears the pants" to the "one who is whipped"

derived from the feature on a mac used to quit apps
"I don't want to talk about this so I'm gonna command q it"

"shut up--i'm command q-ing this convo"

"hey tiffany, it's been fun and all but I'm gonna have to command q this date."
Command Q by BrooklynFire July 8, 2010
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Command Q 

alt f4, but for Apple users. Basically quits the entire application.
Person 1: press alt f4 for free weapons
Person 2: I'm on MacBook Pro.
Person 1: then press command q.
*Person 2 has left the game*

Person 1: LOOOOOOOOOL
Command Q by mrkingRandomRock June 21, 2021

Command Q! 

Phrase used by idiot CAD teacher, Mr. McQuade... often used to indicate the closing of a program running on a mac.
McQuade: Command Q, save changes

Random Student: CAMMANNDD Q!!! MR MIC Q YAH BADLKFJALDKF MC QUAAAAAAAAADE YOU'RE ON DRUGS

McQuade: we will see you after school

RS: Command Q mr MQQuade
Command Q! by Mr Covasi October 24, 2004

Stop Command Q-ing Me 

Usually said by the victim to get the message across to the person who is 'command q-ing'
"STOP COMMAND Q-ING ME!"

Command + Q 

-Some random game's chatroom-

Pro: Hey Mac users! Press Command + Q to enable god mode!

*Bunch of people disconnect*

Pro (thinking): Now it's time to get those Windows users...
Command + Q by ghthhgfhg July 6, 2012

on command queef 

queefs ussually occur during sexual activity, however a select few have the special gift of queefing on comand
can be done in a multitude of ways either lying down and lifting the legs and pelvis up or simply spreading your legs real wide while sitting down
i thought you could only queef while having sex but that bitch proved me wrong while she spread her legs and i heard the distinct sound of a queef and i was like shooot that girl can on command queef
on command queef by kyliefofo February 27, 2009

esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows 

(looks down at keyboard and sees esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows)