Commaful 

A worthless site where you can write stories that all have useless stuff with sensitive people in it, and your followers are all sensitive babies that don't know what's good for them.

But Commaful is also useful when your bored, just chatting with your online friends even if they're shitty and just not your type.

'Hey, Cal! How many followers have you got on Commaful?'

Commaful by Granny pig June 9, 2021

commafucker

A person obsessed with small details and correcting anything that is slightly off.

Translated from the Finnish term: "pilkunnussija". Someone who fucks a comma.

Tom just had to correct my tiny grammar mistake in front of everyone else. He is an obnoxious commafucker.

commafucker by DahMagpie June 25, 2019

commafuker 

A texting troll who expects other texting trolls to listen to their corrections while offering little to the ongoing conversations online.

Yes, thats how commafukers is supposed to be spelled, as it pisses off the commafukers, and we just love that.

commafuker by GHM327 August 4, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016