Comedick

The word created and popularised by our lord and savior Axolotl on discord, Defines as something funny quoted from Axolotl

Wow, Axolotl is so Comedick, he also probably has a really large penis and lots of side hoes

by MrAxolotl#5175 October 7, 2022

Comedic Masturbation

When you are so funny by yourself that you laugh out loud without any participation by a partner.

Progresses from a small grin to a smile to a quiet giggle and then quickly reaches the climactic event of an audible belly laugh, or LOL. Following climax, tissue is often used to dry resulting wetness occuring in the ocular region.

My humor is not always understood by others and I frequently find myself involuntarily engaging in comedic masturbation.

by K-Rista-Raaah July 22, 2016

comedic gold

Something so incredibly stupid yet mind-blowingly hilarious.

Something, whether a video, song, movie, phrase, person, etc. that provides you with enough jokes to last for years to come, so it's like you've struck gold by stumbling upon it, only the gold in this case is laughs.

Dude 1: What the hell is going on with Charlie Sheen lately?

Dude 2: I don't know but his downward spiral has turned out to be comedic gold!

by izzy2812 March 31, 2011

Transcendental Comedic Event

A funny moment that you share with a friend even though that friend is no where in the vicinity, nor a witness to the object of comedy. You just know they would laugh.

Erick experienced a transcendental comedic event when stumbling upon the midget goat rape at the world's fair. Erick's wife just rolled her eyes, but that's ok, because he knew his friend Josh would find it hilarious.

by Cougar Opaque February 24, 2011

Comedic Risk

The risk involved when telling a joke or doing something that your not sure is funny or not.

Alex- Did you hear that joke Marcus told about the astronaut, the nun, and the hair dryer?

Brendon- Yeah he took a lot of Comedic Risk with that one.

by Doctor Lawls February 17, 2010

comedication

comedication is the act of communicating through the art of comedy.

That Andy sure can't have a normal conversation. I think he suffers from comedication. He always has to throw in a stupid joke just to answer a simple question.

Q: Andy, do you know what time it is?

A: Yeah, it's half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls. No, it's really 9:45 am.

by Mitchell man September 23, 2009

comedic greed

Doing/saying something purely in the interest of self-amusement.

"These jokes aren't funny at all." "They're funny to me, and that's all that matters."

by Ovens June 7, 2005