combo platter
To perform oral sex on the vaginal and anal region of a woman alternately while she is on her hands and knees.
combo platter by Eye Six January 31, 2019
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poor dave delmonico gave lady jessica the horrific " Combo Platter" served with a delicious side salad, after he recieved numerous STDs thru the village bike!!!!
Combo Platter by Jam OUT!!!! May 3, 2005
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combo platter by Beagle Bagel July 19, 2010
a few tacos short of a combo platter
yeah, you could say Jane was not the brightest bulb in the box, her elevator didn't go to the top floor, she is a few tacos short of a combo platter.
a few tacos short of a combo platter by Jeanette Tomascik September 1, 2006
two tacos short of a combo platter
two tacos short of a combo platter by jerry the cowboy December 27, 2003
Nursing Home Combo Platter
Sexual act performed on a male senior citizen. Female feeds a combination Viagra/Laxative to bedridden patient. Upon appearance of the "boner", the female gives a hand-job/blow-job which will cause the old man to ejaculate and shit the bed simultaneously. Female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. Commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to piss off the old mans grown-up children.
Gold Digger:"I went to see my sugar-daddy and I gave him a Nursing Home Combo Platter"
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."
Nursing Home Combo Platter by Loscar ugol October 20, 2008
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.