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Commander Lexa
Commander Lexa by commanderofyourheart March 28, 2015
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Commander Eyebrows
Commander Eyebrows by TheEmo April 26, 2015
Commander Shepard
Commander Shepard by thegoddamnsiege October 22, 2010
Cafe commander
Cafe commander by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016
Commanbeer
To take possession of beer left in your fridge for over a week. Typically done with beer left over from a party.
Brad: Dude, where'd my beer that I left from that party two weeks ago go?
Blake: After one week of being left in my fridge I commanbeered it and drank it.
Brad: :(
Blake: After one week of being left in my fridge I commanbeered it and drank it.
Brad: :(
Commanbeer by BadAirDizzle April 5, 2011
missile commander
A slut who loves cock and pussy whips all her boy toys. Also, a male player who commands his missile to lay waste to all the pussy in it's path.
1. Don't date Becky, that slut has been with too many dudes. She's a missile commander.
2. Matt is a fucking missile commander. That guy gets so much pussy, he puts Gene Simmons to shame.
2. Matt is a fucking missile commander. That guy gets so much pussy, he puts Gene Simmons to shame.
missile commander by shreddinglicks May 14, 2015
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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