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Comadose
This term means the mega or super strong amount of drug or alcohol that someone takes and instead of feeling high, they are in a coma state. This is obviously not good.
Barry thought that using triple his main amount of it would help him feel even better. He was wrong! When he woke up in the hospital days later, his sexy nurse told him that he had taken a comadose and he was lucky to be alive.
Comadose by von groovy April 16, 2025
Comadose
This is term means someone has ingested a mega dose of drugs or alcohol and instead of being in a euphoric state, they are in a coma. This is obviously not a good thing.
Barry thought using triple his typical dose would make him feel three times better. Tragically it did not. Barry had taken a comadose and everyone was worried that he may not pull through. When he woke up in the hospital three days later his sexy nurse told him to get his shit together.
Comadose by von groovy June 17, 2025
Commadoze
Being in "pauses" and "snooze". A state where someone introspects in his own world.
Combination of "comma" (pause) and "doze" (snooze); creating a wordplay for "Comatose".
Combination of "comma" (pause) and "doze" (snooze); creating a wordplay for "Comatose".
You looked commadozed.
When will you stop commadozing?
I'm feeling something I can't comprehend. I feel commadozed right now.
When will you stop commadozing?
I'm feeling something I can't comprehend. I feel commadozed right now.
Commadoze by Retrowordica August 31, 2026
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