Colonnaise

The creamy amalgam of semen and feces compounded together during anal sex. Known to ooze from the rectum and coat the man shaft upon withdrawal.

Rachel was dripping the colonnaise last night.

I had a thin patina of colonnaise on my cock after drilling that whore in the ass.

I won’t do anal. I don’t like colonnaise.

Colonnaise by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

to colonise 

For an English person to hook up with a non-English person; especially when a British man seduces a woman from another part of the British Commonwealth (e.g. Canada, Australia, New Zealand).

"The plan is to colonise some Aussie tourists soon, 'cos I haven't been laid in ages!"

to colonise by Cecil Longbottom December 2, 2009

Colonise 

Colon Eyes is a sassy way of saying you’re a power bottom.

Like the word colonisation, you’re the first person to sit on a new man, instead of new land.

Stranger: Are you a top or bottom?
Simon: Henny, I Colonise

Colonise by TriXie August 16, 2019

cumonnaise 

The act of ejaculating into another's sandwich.

Hey dude, you just got a taste of cumonnaise on that sandwich!

cumonnaise by thatguywhosubmitsdeffinitions December 30, 2012

Coloniser 

Someone who tries to homewreck a relationship with knowledge that that relationship exists

“I heard Alice tried to colonise Chad and Stacy’s relationship”
“Alice is such a Coloniser

Coloniser by Sik_As_Frick_Booi November 22, 2019

Coconaised

Being Intoxicated by Cocaine

Jimmy: Are you okay? I saw you doing cocaine earlier…
Lana: you’re right I did and I’m so coconaised right now!

Coconaised by ellabellabingbong March 11, 2023

Colonnade

The act of peeing in someone’s asshole then having it leak into a glass served over ice with a wedge of lemon.

Dude, I wonder if she’s ever had colonnade?

Colonnade by YoSoyBlanco April 28, 2026