College of the Ozarks

A school in the middle of nowhere that provides a free college education for the price of your soul and former identity.

"College of the Ozarks holds mandatory church services." "There goes freedom of religion."

Body piercings and long hair are not permitted on the C of O campus.

College of the Ozarks by nonconformyst February 20, 2010

College of the Ozarks

A school created for the express purpose of convincing students that they are receiving a free education, when in fact they are paying for it with several hours of work a week, they're rights to be out late, and their freedom to look and dress how they please.

"Did you hear that The College of the Ozarks accepted megan as a student?"
"Well i guess we need to find a new friend, because the old megan is dead now."

College of the Ozarks by too much troof October 26, 2015

College of the Ozarks

A school full of authority figures high on power and the ability to control students who are brainwashed into thinking they are getting a free education when in fact they are paying for their schooling by working 280 hours a semester as well as handing over various freedoms such as their right to dress as they please, the ability to drive their car and restraining from alcohol, proclaiming sexual orientation, sex and other various behaviors. Students will get kicked out of school if any of the college's rules are broken, leaving the student feeling stripped of all selfworth.

Dean Sharp, "I heard some rumors you were looking at a girl for more than the allotted 3 seconds, is this true Jack?"
Jack, "sir, Mrs. Emery is my teacher, she was handing us back our homework"
Dean Sharp, "You still broke the rules. Pack you're stuff and get off my campus, you're done here at College of the Ozarks. Kicked out. Enjoy you're life without a college degree. You will achieve nothing in life without this degree. You really messed up son. You're parents will be so disappointed."

College of the Ozarks by graduated a college or a cult November 23, 2016