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Bard College at Simon's Rock 

A school where people who have arrogantly deemed themselves smarter than the rest of their inferior peers meet to discuss their vast array of knowledge in the fields of politics, mathematics, science, etc., all to try and convince themselves (and each other) that the true reason they are at this school is because they were rejected socially from their old school. The school has an 80% acceptance rate, so don't be fooled by the applicants favorite motto: "It's an early college for geniuses." Expect the worst types of people to be enrolled in the school, and even worse people to leave.
Social Reject: Oh how I long to be among the intellectuals of a caliber not found at my current school. I know, I'll go to Bard College at Simon's Rock! It's a college, so it must be a school for geniuses like myself!
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Bard High School Early College 

"I met that chick with the huge glasses at Bard High School Early College"

Bard High School Early College 

BHSEC, a competitive public high school in New York City, was founded by Leon Botstein, president of Bard College. . Students who attend BHSEC graduate with a high school diploma and an Associate's degree. BHSEC's curriculum is known for being especially challenging.

The school is also known for its ethnically diverse student body and large hipster demographic.
You go to Bard High School Early College? I hear that school is so hard- don't you guys take college courses?

Bard High School Early College 

A high school in Manhattan and Queens where you do college work in 11th and 12th grade. Everyone wants to get into the schools but only around 1% of applicants actually do. It gives so much work that you can't socialize unless you are a superhuman. Lunch is spent doing homework.
Have you heard that Jane went to Bard High School Early College? She can't call us anymore because of the homework.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022