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Collapsion 

Noun: the act of collapsing
The cello cases suffered from serious collapsion after the players took their instruments.
Collapsion by asdfdictionary October 21, 2014

Lung Collapsion 

RaiderLycor's lungs dying after rapping several songs in a row.
After I'm done rapping I just go "Oh cool I did it I'm gonna go die of lung collapsion now!"
Lung Collapsion by RaiderLycor November 12, 2021

collusionism 

Living in the State in which you do not know if what you are hearing, seeing or speaking is actually true.
The Nightly News just declared finally that we are living in a world under Collusionism and that there was no need for them to lie to us anymore.

head on collision

The impoverished form of an Irish Car Bomb (Bailey's dropped into and chugged from a Guinness). A head on collision is Kahlua dropped and chugged from a Busch Light.

1) Serve a shot of Kahlua
2) Drop into a cup of Busch Light
3) Chug in one gulp
"-Yo, let's do an Irish Car Bomb.
-Nah, that's too classy, I'll take a head on collision"

collapsitarian 

One who believes that society should collapse.
Become a libertarian for a few months until you realize the whole system is messed up, then move on to anarchy where you want to change the system, shortly after that become a collapsitarian and sit back and watch while it all burns. Oh, you gotta bring the popcorn.

Skip chuckles in collapsitarian when he hears about a politicians bad day.
collapsitarian by Melissa5001 October 2, 2018

collusionist

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The largest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert. Their views and positions are all based on true actual data as when compared to the “Conspiracy Theorist”. Which in turn, their views should always be regarded or addressed to as them being off their Medications and if they are not presently taking any Medications, they need to be immediately prescribed as to conform to the true “Collusionist’s” Pre-Approved Stance on the issue being currently discussed.

The “Collusionist’s” Research and Data, is also notably regarded for their accuracy relating to any controversial subject matter. These Individuals, Groups or Societies can be often be seen, heard or read about and are frequently much quoted as such, on all the major Mainstream Media(MSM) News Outlets present today.
The word “Collusionist” being used properly in a sentence;

“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”