ColeTrane

The smoothest, sweetest, most wonderful ride in all humanity. also may be applied to life.

(1) Wow, life is pretty good right now, I must be riding the ColeTrane.

(2) My day was phenomenal yesterday, I basically rode the ColeTrane all day!

ColeTrane by mertic1718 January 11, 2009

John Coltrane 

Quite possible one of the best jazz musicians ever. Played with miles and McCoy Tyner.

Start out with blue trane.

John Coltrane by 10 December 26, 2004

colemanesque 

Supreme confidence in strength of ones' argument. Total cynicism regarding the validity of alternative points of view. Blinding realism regarding the ability to progress in business based purely on ability to do chosen job well.

His destruction of our colleague in that meeting was quite colemanesque.

colemanesque by asinus asinum fricat November 30, 2004

Roscoe P. Coltrane 

1) The idiotic Sherriff on the greatest show of all time, Dukes Of Hazzard. He served under the corrupt banker Boss Hogg, and spent nearly all of his days on television chasing around the Duke Boys in their beast of a 1969 Dodge Charger, named the General Lee.

2) <Slang> used to describe anyone in a high-ranking position who is a complete numbskull.

3) An insult for anyone who does something extremely stupid, moronic, or idiotic.

4) A sherriff who rolls around, F*cking up the lives of the good citizens of Hazzard County, Georgia, in his many squad cars. (he wrecks at least one an episode.) He also has a trusty police Bassette Hound name Flash, who sits in the passenger seat and does nothing.

1) Roscoe, Go after them Duke Boys!

2) Wow, the president of our company sure is Roscoe P. Coltrane-ish.

3) You Roscoe P. Coltrane! Why the hell would you lock the keys in the car!?

4) "Roscoe, you ain't never gonna catch us!"

Roscoe P. Coltrane by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005

Coletrain 

The life of the Party. The keeper of all knowledge! The best dispatcher in the free world. The creator of catch phrase," Coletrain coming thru...CHOO! CHOO!

"Who you gonna call?", " COLETRAIN..CHOO!CHOO!"

Coletrain by Matthew R. Cole April 11, 2008

Coltrane 

A Coltrane is hottest guy ever to exist. He is very smart and is weeb. He spends most of his time on anime. One of his favs are SAO.

some girl that is totally not me: Why won't love me Coltrane-Senpai? (sniffs back of his hair)
Coltrane: Oh god...Not this girl again...

Coltrane by The_Real_One_ March 4, 2018

robbie coltrane 

The huge, lovable actor who plays Hagrid in the HP movies. Aaw, he's just so huge and cuddly, and when he has his Hagrid costume on, you just want to grab a huge toothbrush and start scrubbing him down. And give him a huge rubber ducky...

Robbie Coltrane is just so big, like a teddy bear. Don't you just wuv him?

robbie coltrane by Sabrina aka Ronniekins328 May 31, 2006