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Coldplay hater 

Kindly put, people who dislike and/or constantly criticize the british alternative band, Coldplay.

...Not-so-kindly put (yet truthfully), people (mostly males) who claim to hate or strongly dislike Coldplay, mostly because of petty reasons such as the lead singer's decision to name his daughter Apple, the fact that they sound a bit like Radiohead, and the few claims of plagiarism made against them.

I've repeatedly found that 70-80% of Coldplay haters normally consist of avid death metal, emo/screamo or rap listeners; extremely close-minded people, men trying far too hard to be masculine, or just people with terrible taste in music. Many include all of these traits.

Many, many haters try way too hard to be clever with their insults, and usually end up overstating the band's faults extremely.

The main trait that most Coldplay haters tend to share is a longing to appear "cool" or "hardcore" in their musical tastes. for example, you won't normally find a dubstep or heavy metal listener admitting their love for Coldplay.

They will often call the band 'gay', and whiny, as well as stating that 'only fags' listen to the band.

Many choose to target the lead singer, Chris Martin (as made evident in uD entries for him), deeming him a whiny middle-aged man; and nothing more.

Coldplay haters can also, though rarely, be people who just don't like the band, rather than hate them, and just choose not to listen to them instead of constantly bashing them.
Coldplay hater: "dude, Coldplay is so gay. all they do is whine and they sing about...feelings. who the hell sings about feelings? theyre just so gay and their frontman named his kid after a fruit and theyre stupid and yeah." ((coldplay hater proceeds to put on headphones and blast Metallica at full volume))

Coldplay supporter: "Looks like someone had a bit too much haterade to drink. Why don't you just go rant about it on urban dictionary?"
Coldplay hater by lilianloves August 12, 2012
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026