Colder than a witches tit

When it is so cold outside that even the coldest and meanest of evil witches develope a nipple errection that is so hard and pointed that you could cut glass with it or poke someone's eye out with it

It's colder than a witches title outside

Colder than a witches tit by CowboyDave December 17, 2016

Colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow

the coldest thing known to man, or just something thats PRETTY damn cold

James: Hey Dana, this ice cream is fucking cold!

Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!

Colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow by Dayne Fucking Contarsy February 4, 2009

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow 

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022