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COLD DARK DISTURBANCE 

When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.

Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.

When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.

A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.

You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.

Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.

Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.

When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .

I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026