Coldbone

(noun) - when the cold around a man causes his scrotum to shrivel, thus pushing his shaft forward, making it appear as if he has a slight erection.

dude this wind is giving me a coldbone

by wolfgangthefirst June 19, 2011

Coldone

A bottle of beer fresh out of the fridge - Australian Slang

Oi, Fred, mate, hop on ova to the fridge and crack me open a coldone willya?

by BucketFullOfMyDriedCum August 23, 2021

coldone

a cold bottle of beer.

hey jimmy go to the fridge and fetch me a coldone.

by Chong December 21, 2003

Coldzoned

When one person gives another person a cold and apologises prefusely and asks for forgiveness. Then the other person doesn't give a shit and gives them back an even worse cold.

"Aw man, Shiva gave Julia some awful cold"
"Yeah but it's fine now cuz she coldzoned him"

by Big Rick Astley Daddy January 15, 2017

cold bone creamery

The act of fellatiating with the subject's favorite ice cream sundae ingredients already in the mouth. Resulting in a delicious, yet customized mess upon ejaculate completion.

Her cold bone creamery was cold, but tasty and worth it!

by SkeeterSquat January 10, 2016

ColdOnes

A youtube channel and podcast hosted by maxmoefoe and anything4views, the intent of the podcast is to get content creators so fucked up that they say stuff they wouldn't talk about sober.

- Do you know ColdOnes?
- Yeah! I love 'em! I even got myself a little fella hoodie on shirtz.cool and got 10% of with the code coldones
- ... What the fuck are you talking about Mike?

by xelami the master of salami January 13, 2022