Coldzoned

When one person gives another person a cold and apologises prefusely and asks for forgiveness. Then the other person doesn't give a shit and gives them back an even worse cold.

"Aw man, Shiva gave Julia some awful cold"
"Yeah but it's fine now cuz she coldzoned him"

by Big Rick Astley Daddy January 15, 2017

childzoned

Getting rejected because someone thinks you look and act young.

Ex: Jake childzoned Brittany when he said that she reminded him of a kid.

by justin wilkinsonr678 February 7, 2014

Coldone

A bottle of beer fresh out of the fridge - Australian Slang

Oi, Fred, mate, hop on ova to the fridge and crack me open a coldone willya?

by BucketFullOfMyDriedCum August 23, 2021

coldone

a cold bottle of beer.

hey jimmy go to the fridge and fetch me a coldone.

by Chong December 21, 2003

ColdOnes

A youtube channel and podcast hosted by maxmoefoe and anything4views, the intent of the podcast is to get content creators so fucked up that they say stuff they wouldn't talk about sober.

- Do you know ColdOnes?
- Yeah! I love 'em! I even got myself a little fella hoodie on shirtz.cool and got 10% of with the code coldones
- ... What the fuck are you talking about Mike?

by xelami the master of salami January 13, 2022

condoned

(verb) to get eaten out on a bathroom floor while/after you just puked your guts out in the toilet at a house party or bar with a guy you do not know. It is possible you might get walked in on in the act by someone who knows all your friends, but its not necessarily implied.

I got condoned last, I hope i don't run into him on campus because that's awkward.

by bathroomeatoutgirl December 28, 2009

coldstoned

The act of visiting Cold Stone Creamery to get ice cream while baked.

Getting really baked, and going to Cold Stone

by Bernard Parsons August 28, 2005