cold fusion

Some ultra-cool event that everyone would like to see happen, and some people anticipate happening ... which will never happen.

Jimbo, you say you got a date with Tyra Banks, the super model? Yeah, right -- I'll believe that when my pad is powered via cold fusion and I start gassin' up my ride with hydroms.

by The Jive Chemist May 27, 2005

cold fusion

One of the greatest hackers of mirc dalnet from 1996 to 2001

CoLd`fusi0n we salute you :)

by Henna November 18, 2003

Cold Fusion

ColdFusion MX is the solution for building and deploying powerful web applications and web services. Using the proven tag-based scripting and built-in services in ColdFusion MX, web application developers can easily harness the power of the Java platform without the complexity. Available for stand-alone installation or for deployment on industry-leading J2EE application servers, ColdFusion enables over 10,000 customers and hundreds of thousands of developers worldwide to deliver powerful web applications in record time.

Any website ending with .cfm has Cold Fusion in it.

by illEATurHARTout April 2, 2004

cold fusion

The process by which a male or recently converted female sit, wearing no clothing, on a sheet, slab, chunk, or otherwise chair-shaped mass of ice, resulting in the fusion of their testicle skin and or hairs to the ice...also known as icefucking

Timmy was very upset that he had experienced cold fusion playing in the yard.

by Alex Dubois April 22, 2008

Cold fusion

When a heterosexual couple partakes in unprotected intercourse and neither partner sweats yet the male achieves orgasm and the female conceives a child; this applies only when the people are related to one another

“Why does Jimmy look so messed up all the time?”
“He’s a cold fusion baby.”
“Oh, that makes sense.”

by djborrelli01 February 26, 2018

ColdFusion For Douchebags

The title of a fictitious book, used as an insult towards technology programmers who tend to lean towards the ColdFusion platform due to its simple to learn nature despite the fact they lack any programming skills whatsoever.

What? They hired Dan to do CF programming? He sucks! I hope he picks up his copy of ColdFusion For Douchebags!

by Jocko Tam February 21, 2008

coldfusion

An exercise in futility, self-flagellation, and 80s era technologies. ColdFusion is so bad that it has become synonymous with cryptic error codes, mysterious memory leaks, and asinine programing constructs.

I tried integrating that new API, but it coldfusions all the time so I replaced it.

The servers are coldfusioning again. I'll go restart them.

A: Where is the #$%#ing leak? B: Coldfusion.

by John LeBoeuf-Little January 18, 2008