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cold fish 

When you hold your hand in a "karate-style" fashion, then, with a ramming motion, jam it up an unsuspecting person's ass crack. (Optional) Then yell "COLD FISH!"
John was unpleasantly supprised when I gave him a Cold Fish in the bowling alley parking lot.
cold fish by Joe Baker June 27, 2007

Cold Fish 

A weak handshake where one grasps the knuckles/fingers of a person’s hand instead of a full, in-palm hand grab.
“Hey man, nice to see you!”
*other person gives lazy handshake*
“You cold fished me man!”
Cold Fish by GetOlympiaBitch January 30, 2020

Cold Fish Eye

when you enter a woman's asshole instead of her vagina from behind, and she turns back to stare at you with one eye.
my woman gave me the Cold Fish Eye when my dick popped into her asshole and she wasn't expecting it.
Cold Fish Eye by Ogreinohio September 18, 2009

hot fish cold fish 

The way to describe the behavior of a bi-polar lover. Traditionally used when a great date with said individual is followed by an extremely bad or awkward date.
Joel: hey how was your date last night, you were really excited?

Brian: horrible we had a great time last week but last night she spent the whole date texting.

Joel: she is a total hot fish cold fish... get out now.
hot fish cold fish by Vincent84 October 5, 2009

Fishy Cold Place 

"Sweden" Millions of people have called Sweden "Fishy Cold Place" their entire lives without realizing the name of the country is actually Sweden. Example of the Mandela Effect.
Ikea is based out of the fishy cold place.

fishy cold placee 

we all know the fishy cold place but apparently it is called some weird name like Sweden or something.
nerdy person: wait Where'd you get your chair from
normal person: oh from the fishy cold placee shop
nerdy person : where??
normal person: the one that begins with I and ends with a I think
nerdy person: oh IKEA??
normal person : yeah the fishy cold placee shop?
nerdy person: that's Swedish
normal person: huh?
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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