Cold Crotch

When someone leaves you out in the cold to wait for them to get ready, and your vagina goes numb.

“I was waiting for Kenny and got Cold Crotch.”

by LadyPink666 January 11, 2019

Cold crotch

the act of placing a cold beverage on the crotch or crotches of someone for the purpose of either stimulation or revenge

My girlfriend would buy me a drink so last night I cold crotched her

by It's Yo brotha July 16, 2015

(figurative) when someone or something prevents you from having sex; (literal) when a large bag of ice is placed on your lap on a car trip

by gizzlie February 28, 2007

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

by Coldcrotch December 8, 2019