Coke spoon

The grown-out fingernail on a pinky finger, when all the other nails are short. Used to transfer cocaine from a surface into the nostrils.

Ever notice how 80s punk rockers have short nails except for that one long pinky nail? Must be their coke spoons.

Be careful not to stab your nose with your coke spoon!

Coke spoon by apacherose1713 January 25, 2013

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Coke Spoons

Coke spoons refer to long fingernails that can be utilized to snort cocaine. Usually the pinky fingernail is kept long for this purpose.

Trim your fingernails, or are you trying to grow some coke spoons?

Coke Spoons by the_annihilator May 26, 2010

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Related Words

Coke Spoons • Chimpy Cokespoon • Chokespoon • coke • Coke Nail • coke whore • Coke Zero • coke bottles • coke dick • coke float

Chimpy Cokespoon

George W. Bush. He looks like a chimpanzee and is said to have used cocaine back when he was an AWOL alcoholic draft dodger during the Vietnam War.

As soon as Chimpy Cokespoon was inaugurated in 2001, our nation's long period of peace and prosperity was over.

Chimpy Cokespoon by PMax February 12, 2008

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Chokespoon

A large spoon used for choking apes south of the border!!!

Man, chimpy got choked by that chokespoon!

Chokespoon by Squirrelchoker May 1, 2009

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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