Coitus Inherrumptus 

Latin for stuffing a penis in a chicks ass.

My lady loves Coitus Inherrumptus. I call anal sex that because it reminds me of my high school Latin teacher, whom I also fucked in the ass. I use whom because it’s proper English, which reminds me of my college English professor who blew me in front of my roommate, but that’s neither here nor there.

Coitus Inherrumptus by Goosey Goose May 6, 2022

coitus interruptus 

sexual practice in which the penis is withdrawn prior to ejaculation to prevent the deposit of sperm into the vagina

my girlfriend sprang coitus interruptus on me the other night when she was riding me cowgirl style and i ended up with a belly full of sperm.

coitus interruptus by hal March 25, 2004

coitus interruptus 

In Latin a form of birth control, the deliberate withdrawal of the penis from the vagina at the point of orgasm to prevent conception.

The practice predates the invention of condoms and was messy as the female's stomach was sprayed with sperm.

Caesar's sperm was spilled on Cleopatra's belly when he ejected his penis at orgasm.

coitus interruptus by Richard Black March 24, 2005

coitus interruptus 

latin- the act of removing the penis from the vagina right before ejaculation commences

Last night i was tappin my girlfriend raw and i pulled a coitus interruptus and busted a nut all up over her piece.

coitus interruptus by Ronald Yum May 29, 2003

coitus interruptus 

The title given to any person with the uncanny knack for accidentally interrupting folks having sex, generally right before they climax. The type of interruption can range from a phone call to a 'surprise' visit and entails multiple 'incidents' over an extended period of time.

Wife: "OHH F&^K... Just like that, baby!"

Kid K, popping up beside of the bed: "HEY GUYS! What are y'all doing? I wanna play, too!"

Husband to Kid K: "Get out of here! No you can't play with us but if you get out, I'll be out there in just a minute!"

Wife: "Crap... Another orgasm foiled by our little 'coitus interruptus'..."

coitus interruptus by TaTa Bondage December 16, 2010

coitus interruptus 

sex that stops short of blissful termination a.k.a. the orgasm

Damn, you got off already? Talk about coitus interruptus!

coitus interruptus by Sex_is_a_Drug May 10, 2010

coitus interruptus 

to disturb/disrupt two people having sex, thereby stopping them from doing so. Generally with some sort of reason.

"Where did Alex put the keys to the car?"
"I dont know, go ask him."
"i cant, hes banging his gf"
"Guess you'll just have to go Coitus interruptus them"

coitus interruptus by _Dan_the_man_ February 13, 2006