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Cognitoma 

(n.) Cancer of the mind; "thought cancer" Often caused by malignant rationoplasia
A recent study links low-logic diets with cognitomas, according to another, different study...
Cognitoma by UrthicanPrince May 9, 2009
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Cognitohazard 

Any information, event, place or person that is a mental hazard to see, hear or study. Doing so will only anger you or harm you.
Nikocado Avocado is a cognitohazard.

Cognitohazard 

Anything that can be dangerous to a living being when it’s perceived by any of the five senses.
Jay: Why would staring at the sun be considered a cognitohazard, but knowing about something dangerous isn’t?

Aelanna: A cognitohazard poses a danger when sensed. This can be via any of the classical senses: sight, sound, hearing, taste, or touch.
Cognitohazard by Mr.YumYum June 23, 2021
the opposite of incognito
for an identity to be known, no longer concealed.
After years of hiding, she was once again cognito
cognito by SheaLynnMarie June 12, 2009

cognitohazard 

Cognitohazards are hazards that are brought on by the sights, and are physical. For example, looking at the sun too long is a cognitohazard."
"Cognitohazard SCP-096 contained successfully."
cognitohazard by Vada Blu May 19, 2019

Slim Cognito 

A mysterious arms dealer that modifies weapons and upgrades space ships.
Put it in the slot. The weapon you want modified, put it in the slot. Remeber the name, Slim Cognito’s.
Slim Cognito by Crusty Nipps January 20, 2019
The robes or outfit that a Ninja would wear during battle or performing an act in which they would need to be at their peak of stealthiness.

When used in casual conversation: in hiding, or having your real identity concealed.
I am trying to stay in cognito because of that prank i pulled two days ago
Cognito by walsnotwen November 19, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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