A mom who believes their child (ren) always follow the rules and would never do anything intentionally wrong.
Owen just got those shoes last week and they're already destroyed.
He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.
If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?
Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.
He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.
If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?
Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.
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A point during adulthood when something one has tried and disliked many times in youth finally becomes palatable.
"So I was watching History of the World Part 1 for like the hundredth time the other day and I finally had my coffee moment with Monty Python."
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Get the Awkward Moments Coffee mug.A coffeezombie is a person who cannot move without a coffee or the person who runs out to the coffee machine first. Their main issue in the early morning is to have enough coins in their bag to get a coffee.
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