Coffee mom

A mom who believes their child (ren) always follow the rules and would never do anything intentionally wrong.

Owen just got those shoes last week and they're already destroyed.

He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.

If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?

Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.

Coffee mom by Whatsgoodyoungho February 16, 2018

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hot coffee moment

A moment in a video game where a sex scene or nudity is either hidden or explicit. Reference to the hot coffee mod in GTA San Andreas where dataminers found a sex scene in the game.

Guy 1: Hey why is that guy naked?
Guy 2: It’s a hot coffee moment.
Guy 1: ohh okay

hot coffee moment by Xx_autisticpanic_xX September 1, 2019

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Coffee Moment

A point during adulthood when something one has tried and disliked many times in youth finally becomes palatable.

"So I was watching History of the World Part 1 for like the hundredth time the other day and I finally had my coffee moment with Monty Python."

Coffee Moment by j0npau1 October 25, 2012

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Awkward Moments Coffee

A cofee for those moments, that are just too awkward for words.

You arrive home and your wife is with some stranger in bed. All three of you now must drink Awkward Moments Coffee.

Awkward Moments Coffee by Fun1k November 28, 2011

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Coffeezombie

A coffeezombie is a person who cannot move without a coffee or the person who runs out to the coffee machine first. Their main issue in the early morning is to have enough coins in their bag to get a coffee.

"I need a coffee! now!" - "Oh, you're such a Coffeezombie!"

Coffeezombie by linguistician. November 7, 2012

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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