Coffee face
A definition for a person who looks like he/she drastically needs a few cups of coffee to wake up or keep himself/herself together.
Coffee face by Zurrus January 22, 2017
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coffee face
Concerned husband: Honey you look awful. Are you coming down with something?
Wife: No, it's just my coffee face. Brew some shit.
Wife: No, it's just my coffee face. Brew some shit.
coffee face by 2014_chiguy May 13, 2013
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Coffee face by Reaker June 11, 2018
coffee face
its that look that people make when they get angry or unamused at something, it looks alot like somebody drinking a coffee
coffee face by slapapig September 23, 2003
Coffee Face Stink Pot
Cooper-I'm so sick of that girl trying to friend me on facebook.
Peyton-Yeah, she is such a Coffee Face Stink Pot!
Peyton-Yeah, she is such a Coffee Face Stink Pot!
Coffee Face Stink Pot by PLR8792 February 9, 2008
Cold Coffee Face
Unpleasant facial expression pulled subsequent to having taken a drink of coffee, without realising it has been sitting there for half an hour and has gone cold.
Cold Coffee Face by Manus McElhone January 5, 2009
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