Coffee Walk 

The much faster walking pace that someone usually acquires after drinking coffee. Also associated with a faster rate of speech. A coffee walker is typically unaware of their condition until it is pointed out to them.

Slow down, I can't keep up with you when you're coffee walking.

I can tell by your coffee walk that you're ready for the big meeting.

Ease up on the coffee walk; we're not racing.

Why are you walking so fast? Coffee walk?

Coffee Walk by adrenaline435 January 20, 2010

Coffee Walker 

1. Somebody who walks coffee from location to location to berate or encumber otherwise productive employees.

2. Management employee who enjoys harassing subordinates while drinking a caffeinated beverage.

3. An individual that derives gratification from irritating \ intimidating others (usually about their inability to make function non-standard hardware and software).

Jay is quite the coffee walker. Our IT Program Director has a real talent for Coffee Walking.

Coffee Walker by WCSikes September 9, 2008

'coffee-walkers' 

Retail Employee Slang for:

Those who've just bought their Starbucks or Coffee Bean coffee and have nothing better to do in the mornings or later evenings (usually 10 minutes before store closing) than walk into a retail store and buy nothing but mess up everything.

Nope- not a single sale -- just 'coffee-walkers'.

It's a beautiful beach day today... why are you here?

You came for coffee and intend to buy nothing -- don't you have a barbecue or something to attend?

Really -- it's 7:50pm and we all know that you're just browsing with no intention of buying and i'm not in the mood for cleaning up after you! .... 'you touchie, you buy'.

'coffee-walkers' by SaveTheElephants May 19, 2015

CoffeeWanker 

One who frequents coffee outlets for pleasure and who complains about the VAT hike but didn't complain before when the coffee outlet didn't pass it on and has passed on the HIKE now. A coffee shop owner also falls under this term because they are crying in the national media about vat hike.

Look at that CoffeeWanker going in for coffee in a shop that hiked the price but they complained about it.

CoffeeWanker by JImmyIreland January 3, 2019