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Coffee Slack

A term used to describe a millenial coffee shop regular who wears cuffed boot cut pants (jeans, khakis, etc.). This look is often accentuated with a beanie, combat or ankle boots, and a Mac laptop with an assortment of stickers on its face. Its sometimes tied together with a shirt thats half tucked in and air pods.
“How was your blind date?”
“He was really sweet, but it turns out he’s a coffee slack.”
“I dated a coffee slack once. I swear he stole my beanies.”
by diefactchecker July 10, 2020
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Coffee sack

The well-endowed genetalia of a sexy Hispanic man.
Hoe 1: Wait, your Fcuking Pedro?
Hoe 2: Danm straight! He's got one hell of a coffee sack!
by Chanotaka21 February 19, 2011
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Coffee Sack

The act of tucking your testicles in someone elses asshole and trying to create tention by pulling away.

Example - Coffee Sacked
by dankzi July 31, 2006
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