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Coffee Slack

A term used to describe a millenial coffee shop regular who wears cuffed boot cut pants (jeans, khakis, etc.). This look is often accentuated with a beanie, combat or ankle boots, and a Mac laptop with an assortment of stickers on its face. Its sometimes tied together with a shirt thats half tucked in and air pods.
“How was your blind date?”
“He was really sweet, but it turns out he’s a coffee slack.”
“I dated a coffee slack once. I swear he stole my beanies.”
Coffee Slack by diefactchecker July 10, 2020
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Coffee sack 

The well-endowed genetalia of a sexy Hispanic man.
Hoe 1: Wait, your Fcuking Pedro?
Hoe 2: Danm straight! He's got one hell of a coffee sack!
Coffee sack by Chanotaka21 February 19, 2011

Coffee Sack 

The act of tucking your testicles in someone elses asshole and trying to create tention by pulling away.

Example - Coffee Sacked
Coffee Sack by dankzi July 31, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008