That quick sudden urge, when you have been sitting in all day drinking coffee to go to the toilet. Usually hits you just when you really don't need it, like in the middle of a film or game.
"Shit! Quick Tarquin take the controls. I'm winning this round of call of duty but the coffee piss has just struck, don't get me killed too many times man."
by Sir Bryan of Smack December 7, 2009
Get the Coffee Piss mug.When someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. Many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. Therefore their coffee must have been pissed in to start their day off so badly.
Joe: "Hi Jack! Wonderful day isn't it?"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"
by Jumpingrat March 29, 2007
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