Coffee face

A definition for a person who looks like he/she drastically needs a few cups of coffee to wake up or keep himself/herself together.

Every monday he is such a coffee face whole day...

by Zurrus January 22, 2017

coffee face

That ugly ass face people have in the morning before they drink their coffee.

Concerned husband: Honey you look awful. Are you coming down with something?

Wife: No, it's just my coffee face. Brew some shit.

by 2014_chiguy May 13, 2013

Coffee face

The face you make right after taking your first sip of coffee

Her coffee face looks a lot happier than her normal face

by Reaker June 11, 2018

coffee face

its that look that people make when they get angry or unamused at something, it looks alot like somebody drinking a coffee

i went to discuss the jazz burglars with the treasurer, and all i got was the coffee face

by slapapig September 23, 2003

Cold Coffee Face

Unpleasant facial expression pulled subsequent to having taken a drink of coffee, without realising it has been sitting there for half an hour and has gone cold.

Whoa! Nice Cold Coffee Face dude! I think you poured that cup like yesterday!

by Manus McElhone January 5, 2009

Coffee Face Stink Pot

1.an extremely annoying person

2.an ugly person, see ugo

Cooper-I'm so sick of that girl trying to friend me on facebook.
Peyton-Yeah, she is such a Coffee Face Stink Pot!

by PLR8792 February 9, 2008