Codruta 

A name everyone seems to mispronounce. She's mighty artistically talented.

A - "HI, CUDTROOTSKA!"

B - It's Codruta ('Coh-droot-sah'), you dolt.

Codruta by Brown Sugah June 17, 2008

Codrutsing 

The sneaky way of intentionally luring a person or a group of people into unplanned activities, thus ruining original plans.

- I've been invited to the birthday carnival at the Brazilian Restaurant, but it ended up being halal Roti all-you-can-eat restaurant!!
- Oh my god, it looks like you became a victim of prime codrutsing!

Codrutsing by Gray9600 February 17, 2015

Codrut 

This is a man who can't get people to prounounce his name right. He is very bussiness-like and hopes to become successful to his family. He cares about his family very much and even through hardships he won't let them down. He is super chill about most things and it makes you want him to yell cause he's so calm about every situation. He's a good husband, father, friend, step-dad, and you name it.

"I want someone that will work for me and do a good job."
"Codrut will."
"Co-dr-uatt."
"No C-o-d-r-u-t."
"yeah sure him whatever his name is, hire him."
"Don't worry you won't be dissapointed."

Codrut by Frommyhearttoyours October 12, 2018

codrut 

Also known as the G.O.A.T. is a romanian name with unknown origins.

Codrut is also the name of one of $.D.B members.

(Pizde): Codrut, hai sa ne futem!
(Prieteni): Ba Codrute la cine plm mergem sa luam?
(Emcee): Ba coaie tu ai vazut ce blana e Codrea (Codrut)?

codrut by Codrea January 8, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016