Codrutsing

The sneaky way of intentionally luring a person or a group of people into unplanned activities, thus ruining original plans.

- I've been invited to the birthday carnival at the Brazilian Restaurant, but it ended up being halal Roti all-you-can-eat restaurant!!
- Oh my god, it looks like you became a victim of prime codrutsing!

by Gray9600 February 17, 2015

Crutsinger

Some one who is cripled from the waist down and wont get any action

Dude ur a fucking crutsinger

by i want to line all the guys up May 13, 2010