Code Wank 

code /ko?d/ kohd noun, verb, cod·ed, cod·ing.
wank /wæ?k/ wangk Chiefly British Slang: Vulgar

Creating code that does not relate to the core purpose of a project. Basically wanking around with peripheral tasks

- source. Dave Fleming

"Lets avoid wasting time with any code wank on this project"

Code Wank by bluemedia October 22, 2007

Code 3 wank 

Call a code 3 from the toilets and find out who comes first: you or the security staff.

Brandon was having a Code 3 wank instead of counting stock on Monday.

Code 3 wank by Kokonut123 January 8, 2024