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Cocoa Nut Wipe 

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When a man, while sitting on the crapper, attempts to wipe himself after crapping but accidentally swipes his hanging nuts with doo-doo stained toilet paper.
Man, my girlfriend and I were about to do it for the first time last night until she grabbed by balls and suffered the remnants of a cocoa nut wipe.
Cocoa Nut Wipe by King Pip January 21, 2009

Coco-nut 

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(n)- A member of late-night comedian/talk host Conan O'Brien's devout nomadic following. At the time of the infamous The Tonight Show fracas, they flocked to Universal Media Studios to protest in O'Brien's favor, sporting signs, slogans, and Coco-inspired hairdos that hilariously did not match their bodies.
No longer on the endangered species list, we fully expect the Coco-nuts to naturally rejoin the ecosystem with O'Brien's impending re-debut in late night.
Coco-nut by Ben Dustman October 31, 2010

Coco-nut 

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When you bust a fat nut and mix it with nesquik making a chocolatey treat for later.
Man 1: I did a coco-nut last night
Man 2: “did” a coconut?
Man 1: ya it’s when you beat your meat for a treat.
Coco-nut by EeeeeeGad December 15, 2019

Coco Nut 

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When a girls going down on you and you pull out and bust on her grill then crap in your hand and slap her in the mouth! Blahka She Just Been CocoNuted!
I freaked that biotch out when i gave her a Coco Nut!
Coco Nut by John Andrew T Bag March 13, 2010

Cocoa nut 

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When you lather chocolate on your partners penise or vagina and lick it of of then until they cum and it mix it in with milk and you and your partner drink it with 2 straws as fast as they can and the winner is the dominant
DUUDE DONT DRINK THAT!

Why not?

ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND COCOA NUTTED LAST NIGHT.

*drinks entire gallon*

DUUUDE NICE WANNA COCOA NUT RIGHT NOW?

YES PLEASE!!!!!!!
Cocoa nut by Mr pee pee man December 6, 2019

Coco-nut 

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A bowl shaped hair style mostly blonde hair with the persons head shaped as a coconut.
Have you seen that "coco-nut" headed girl?
Coco-nut by tacobell. July 8, 2009
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