Cocos nut
Cocos nut by The-MudPuddler November 3, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Cocoa Nut Wipe
When a man, while sitting on the crapper, attempts to wipe himself after crapping but accidentally swipes his hanging nuts with doo-doo stained toilet paper.
Man, my girlfriend and I were about to do it for the first time last night until she grabbed by balls and suffered the remnants of a cocoa nut wipe.
Cocoa Nut Wipe by King Pip January 21, 2009
Related Words
Coco-nut
(n)- A member of late-night comedian/talk host Conan O'Brien's devout nomadic following. At the time of the infamous The Tonight Show fracas, they flocked to Universal Media Studios to protest in O'Brien's favor, sporting signs, slogans, and Coco-inspired hairdos that hilariously did not match their bodies.
No longer on the endangered species list, we fully expect the Coco-nuts to naturally rejoin the ecosystem with O'Brien's impending re-debut in late night.
Coco-nut by Ben Dustman October 31, 2010
Coco Nut
When a girls going down on you and you pull out and bust on her grill then crap in your hand and slap her in the mouth! Blahka She Just Been CocoNuted!
Coco Nut by John Andrew T Bag March 13, 2010
Cocoa nut
When you lather chocolate on your partners penise or vagina and lick it of of then until they cum and it mix it in with milk and you and your partner drink it with 2 straws as fast as they can and the winner is the dominant
DUUDE DONT DRINK THAT!
Why not?
ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND COCOA NUTTED LAST NIGHT.
*drinks entire gallon*
DUUUDE NICE WANNA COCOA NUT RIGHT NOW?
YES PLEASE!!!!!!!
Why not?
ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND COCOA NUTTED LAST NIGHT.
*drinks entire gallon*
DUUUDE NICE WANNA COCOA NUT RIGHT NOW?
YES PLEASE!!!!!!!
Cocoa nut by Mr pee pee man December 6, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026