Chuck: Hahaha - some guy parked his car too close to mine so I keyed his car. I R the greatest.
Tom: Dude you're a cockwagon.
Tom: Dude you're a cockwagon.
by Howl42 May 27, 2009


To be consistantly un-employed due to termination. To consistantly over exagagerate and lie. To consistantly tell people of magical cars and engines that never make it to the race track.
by Bill McGay February 17, 2008
