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cockwagon
To be consistantly un-employed due to termination. To consistantly over exagagerate and lie. To consistantly tell people of magical cars and engines that never make it to the race track.
cockwagon by Bill McGay February 17, 2008
Cocktagon
A place where males go to take a piss at Penn State football tailgates that is in a form of an octagon with urinal stations without any dividers.
CockMason
A derogatory slur suggesting that ones preferred medium of expertise is the male genitalia. In the same way the stonemason works in stone, the cockmason works in cock.
Guy 1: Don't be such a cockmason.
Guy 2: Wow, that's a really clever insult, you got me there.
Guy 1: Why thank you, I appreciate the compliment, sorry for calling you a cockmason.
Guy 2: It's ok, you wanna go to the bar?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Wow, that's a really clever insult, you got me there.
Guy 1: Why thank you, I appreciate the compliment, sorry for calling you a cockmason.
Guy 2: It's ok, you wanna go to the bar?
Guy 1: No.
CockMason by FalseProfit April 14, 2011
Crackwagon
Any vehicle used in the transportation of cocaine or crack-cocaine however there are vehicles synonymous with this term, such as any late 70’s into 80’s models of Cadillac sedans(reason being is this was the height of the crack epidemic)just like the ones you see on earlier episodes of COPS and Worlds Wildest Police Videos.
Crackwagon by Zachariah94 August 16, 2018
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square grouper
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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