Cockwagon

A person who by complaining about another person reveals that they are in fact the problem.

Chuck: Hahaha - some guy parked his car too close to mine so I keyed his car. I R the greatest.

Tom: Dude you're a cockwagon.

by Howl42 May 27, 2009

Cockwagon

A stupid person or thing

My brother is being a cockwagon

by Classicmario3 January 17, 2022

cockwagon

To be consistantly un-employed due to termination. To consistantly over exagagerate and lie. To consistantly tell people of magical cars and engines that never make it to the race track.

Can u believe the bullshit that comes out of that cockwagons mouth??

by Bill McGay February 17, 2008

Cocktagon

A place where males go to take a piss at Penn State football tailgates that is in a form of an octagon with urinal stations without any dividers.

Chad: Yo where’s the cocktagon?

Brad: what do you mean?
Chad: That porta potty that has 8 urinal stations that’s in the shape of an octagon without any dividers.

Brad: Ah I saw one over by the fence. There was a huge line.

by stater69 October 4, 2021

CockMason

A derogatory slur suggesting that ones preferred medium of expertise is the male genitalia. In the same way the stonemason works in stone, the cockmason works in cock.

Guy 1: Don't be such a cockmason.

Guy 2: Wow, that's a really clever insult, you got me there.

Guy 1: Why thank you, I appreciate the compliment, sorry for calling you a cockmason.

Guy 2: It's ok, you wanna go to the bar?

Guy 1: No.

by FalseProfit April 14, 2011

cockagina

the genital organ on a female who resembles a male

rosie o donell has a cockagina

by bezeawu November 5, 2009

Crackwagon

Any vehicle used in the transportation of cocaine or crack-cocaine however there are vehicles synonymous with this term, such as any late 70’s into 80’s models of Cadillac sedans(reason being is this was the height of the crack epidemic)just like the ones you see on earlier episodes of COPS and Worlds Wildest Police Videos.

Me: Hey bro look at that crackwagon over in the Winn Dixie parking lot.

My Bro: lol

by Zachariah94 August 16, 2018