Cockwagon
Chuck: Hahaha - some guy parked his car too close to mine so I keyed his car. I R the greatest.
Tom: Dude you're a cockwagon.
Tom: Dude you're a cockwagon.
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Cockwagon
A stupid person or thing
My brother is being a cockwagon
Cockwagon by Classicmario3 January 17, 2022
Related Words
cock wagon • cocktagon • cockwaggon • Cack Wagon • chuckwagon • cockmagnet • Cockdragon • crackwagon • chuckwagon head • cockaganda
cockwagon
To be consistantly un-employed due to termination. To consistantly over exagagerate and lie. To consistantly tell people of magical cars and engines that never make it to the race track.
cockwagon by Bill McGay February 17, 2008
Cocktagon
A place where males go to take a piss at Penn State football tailgates that is in a form of an octagon with urinal stations without any dividers.
CockMason
A derogatory slur suggesting that ones preferred medium of expertise is the male genitalia. In the same way the stonemason works in stone, the cockmason works in cock.
Guy 1: Don't be such a cockmason.
Guy 2: Wow, that's a really clever insult, you got me there.
Guy 1: Why thank you, I appreciate the compliment, sorry for calling you a cockmason.
Guy 2: It's ok, you wanna go to the bar?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Wow, that's a really clever insult, you got me there.
Guy 1: Why thank you, I appreciate the compliment, sorry for calling you a cockmason.
Guy 2: It's ok, you wanna go to the bar?
Guy 1: No.
CockMason by FalseProfit April 14, 2011
Crackwagon
Any vehicle used in the transportation of cocaine or crack-cocaine however there are vehicles synonymous with this term, such as any late 70’s into 80’s models of Cadillac sedans(reason being is this was the height of the crack epidemic)just like the ones you see on earlier episodes of COPS and Worlds Wildest Police Videos.
Crackwagon by Zachariah94 August 16, 2018
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
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