Cockblockdown

When you can't get laid because lockdown prevents you from travelling and socialising.

"You getting any tonight?"
"Can't, the government has just announced another cockblockdown."

by Naughty Corporal January 13, 2022

Cockblockdown

When you can't get laid because lockdown restrictions prevent you from travelling and meeting other people.

"You getting laid tonight?"
"Can't, the government just put us under another cockblockdown."

by Naughty Corporal January 13, 2022

Cock-Blockdown

When you're horny as fuck for some Tinder dudes cock, to give you a good pussy pounding, but this Covid-19 has you on lockdown

Cheers to Covid 19, for being the biggest cockblock in 2020. Just rang my beak dealer and offered my pussy out for a gram of bash. He is self isolating, so no cock and no bash. What a Cock-Blockdown this is!!!

by Anna Key DnB April 28, 2020

cock blockdown

(n) When a global pandemic lockdown prevents one from scoring sexually.

See "cock block".

1) "I'm so horny, and I don't know when I'll get laid. I wish this cock blockdown was over."

2) "new covid 19 regulations in place: we are in cock blockdown"

by cattwoood September 24, 2020