cock stick 

any phallus-resembling object

slang used to offend/slander a person, whereby they are compared to any phallus-resembling object

this corn dog is such a cock stick

cock stick by ilixsmith July 23, 2011

Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth 

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.

Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....

Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth by MONSTURS inmyvag November 17, 2007

stick your cock in your ear 

another way to tell someone to fuck off

to boss "if you think i'm working late tonight you can stick your cock in your ear. you cunt"

stick your cock in your ear by chimp101 March 5, 2008

cock on a stick 

Derogatory slang to mean someone is an imbecile.

The word derived from my colleague sully when I was helping him move boxes and accidentally dropped a box on his foot.

Sully: "Chris you cock on a stick....you've just dropped that box on my foot"

Chris: "Your the cock on a stick for leaving your foot where the box would fall on it"

cock on a stick by Chris_Pert July 26, 2006

Cock-on-a-stick 

I was really impressed to discover that someone else uses this excellent term. I use it as a 'mild' expletive when something happens that slightly annoys or frustrates me.

'You are joking, we haven't got another meeting tonight have we? What a cock-on-a-stick.'
'Cock-on-a-stick, where are my car keys?'

Cock-on-a-stick by The original faggot February 10, 2010

Cock on a stick 

Used like damn it or fuck! Controversial whether the cock is put on the stick like a hot dog or a corn dog, and whether it’s hard or flaccid.

Cock on a stick! I just realised I should have submitted that very important report yesterday.

Cock on a stick by anotherswearword December 5, 2018

Cock on a bicycle stick 

An expressive, beguiling phrase used as a generic vocalisation of annoyance, or as as a mild insult.

"I haven't enough port for my party this evening. Cock on a bicycle stick."

"Cock on a bicycle stick. I lost my monocle last summer."

"You, sir, are without doubt the biggest cock on a bicycle stick I have ever had the misfortune of dining with."

Cock on a bicycle stick by coabs February 12, 2012