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cock end 

a person that bears a resemblance to that of the head of a penis. this person will often share the conversational capacity, and day-to-day usefulness with said object.

derogatory term, usually said by one male friend to another to suggest that they are generally useless, or that they are a giant smelly wanker with little, or no use.
cock end by Scottie2Hottie May 5, 2006

cock-end 

Quite the opposite of a leg-end, a cock-end is an anoying little knob and a worthless toe rag.
Your man there is a right cock-end and his ma's a fuckin' dirt bird too.

Yeah, well I was talkin' to Mary about that thing that I was tellin' ye about, the thing with the leg, yeah and by the way, Paddy's a fuckin' cock-end, isn't he?
cock-end by eoge November 8, 2004

cock end wangler

another way of saying someone is a wanker
what are you being a cock end wangler for?

have you seen this cock end wangler?

Cock Ender

A person who is annoying , thinks they are great but everyone thinks they are an idiot and they don't know it themselves.
That fucking keith thinks he is the main man when infact he is a right cock ender!
Cock Ender by Baeder October 9, 2009
A variation of the old British favorite bellend, cockend is most commonly used as a random meaningless insult delivered in jest whilst in the company of peers.
"You, good sir, are a bad bad cockend."
cockend by Chrisfu September 8, 2003
An individual who has a demanour or holds opinions that show them to be benignly dim.
"I find Jeremy Clarkson entertaining and refreshingly irreverent"

"I thought you were alright but I realise you're actually a cockend"
cockend by Dan 88 November 1, 2007