Girl 1: "OMG! I woke up to a dick pic sent by Patrick."
Girl 2: "He cock bombs everyone. He's so nasty. What did you do?"
Girl 1: "I sent him Eric's cock bomb dick pic from last week. That'll teach him"
Girl 2: "Yeah, you gotta fight penis with penis."
Girl 2: "He cock bombs everyone. He's so nasty. What did you do?"
Girl 1: "I sent him Eric's cock bomb dick pic from last week. That'll teach him"
Girl 2: "Yeah, you gotta fight penis with penis."
by Denver'sDarling July 26, 2013
That girl over there is eating dinner with her grandma, i just cock bombed her to see the look on her face.
by biggeredder November 28, 2011
That bastered told me that he downloaded some hot chics on the computer, but when I looked I realized I was cock bombed.
by jon.o December 26, 2009
When you take a picture of your junk and send it to unsuspecting people, friends, colleagues, strangers, etc via Text Message/Email
To bomb someone with your cock.
To bomb someone with your cock.
Brett Favre with free time continues to drop bombs to open receivers, unluckily for them, its a cock-bomb.
Brett Favre has been cock bombing people over the last few yrs.
Brett Favre has been cock bombing people over the last few yrs.
by theminx666 January 23, 2011
by numstto October 21, 2007
When you cum under water in the bathtub, and get out shortly after. It feels like a glue bottle exploded on your stomach and treasure trail, because the cum doesn't clean very easily, and requires scrubbing.
The first time my cock smoked i thought it was a genie, but then i realized it was a sticky cock smoke bomb.
by handl3r October 21, 2007