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Cock blush

Anxiety to perform.

Work towards something you really want and fail at the last minute
He was dying to be with that hot girl but what do you know, he cock blushed.

Is this the time to cock blush, when they are all waiting?
by Apple ST March 5, 2011
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dicking around the cockbush

dragging ass, moving slow, not being productive, thinking about something other than task at hand
those two bastards are dicking around the cockbush.
by bigdog967 February 4, 2010
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Cockbrush

Hey, look at the cockbrush on that dude in the leather pants!
by nail_bag August 29, 2009
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The Cockbrush

When some slob makes sure he rubs his crotch up against a girl nonchalantly, and then says something lame like "Sorry!" ... a really assinine way to cop-a-feel.

Say you are in a record store, flipping through the vinyl... and the scumbag with the mullet who smells like B.O., cigarettes, and Pabst acts like you're in the way and the only way to get around you is to brush-up against, and says "Oh, excuse me!" or "Sorry"(like thats gonna make it any less violating)... the thing you always feel is the zipper of his pants against your ass or back, and of course he got friction out of it.
When I was at the shoe store, some asshole totally gave me "The Cockbrush" when I was looking through the rack.
by Julzfin March 4, 2006
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cockbrush

Using a person's penis to maintain good oral hygeine.
Lemme put some toothpaste on your cockbrush. The coarse hairs are really good for removing plaque.
by @non May 10, 2009
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cockflush

An adjective used to describe a situation reminiscent of the mess that comes (or rather cums) at the end of masturbation.
I spent the first half of saturday morning dealing with the cockflush.
by CanTheSpam January 17, 2006
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Cockbush

To stealthily entrap a friend/stranger/relative(?) in a situation whereby you antagonise them over a virtual medium (text, social network, etc.) until they decide to confront you due to frustration and/or the sake of theatrics; in accordance with their response the baiter then surprises the unsuspecting baitee with their emancipated genitalia.

The subsequent reaction to this unabashed exposure on the baitee's part may be subject to a time-delay, depending on the level of tension previously generated before the 'cockbush'.
"My housemate was totes baiting me for a cockbush! He well and truly flashed his dongle in my direction; how sullying."

"Beware that alleyway - cockbushers are known to target those inexperienced in the ways of cockbushing..."

"I cockbushed a total stranger, ergo my prison sentence."
by Phallus in a Pumpkin Patch September 17, 2013
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