Cock Tonic

A tonic derived from ones cock!

Carl! Why are you drinking that shit? It tastes like Cock Tonic ya fucking Cock Tonic drinking fuck!

Cock Tonic by Auron117 March 2, 2015

cockonics 

1. The language of love, or sweet-talking some sweet young lady into your bed. A takeoff of the word "ebonics" for inner-city speech.

2. The art of whipping out your cock to pick up a woman, satisfied that its sheer length and girth will win her over rather than conversation or spending an assload of money on the theater and an expensive dinner.

"Wow, dude, you picked up seven bizzos in seven days! How do you do it? Do you speak cockonics?"

cockonics by Lord Zoltar November 23, 2005

cocktronic

Used to describe a piece of machinery (e.g. a computer) that is working incorrectly in one way or another. The term can be used with or without an "s" on the end depending on the context and is most often used in moments of sheer frustration.

At computer:
"You cocktronic piece of s*#t! why do you freeze all the f*%king time?!?! If you don't start working properly in the next five minutes I'm gonna throw your cocktronic ass out the f*%king window!"

Or:
"This computer is pure cocktronics!"

cocktronic by razziembessai August 2, 2007